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Travel time to the nearest starbase? Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for 75 years? Smooth as an android’s bottom, eh, Data? About four years. I got tired of hearing how young I looked. That might’ve been one of the shortest assignments in the history of Starfleet. I suggest you drop it, Mr. Data. Congratulations – you just destroyed the Enterprise. Then maybe you should consider this: if anything happens to them, Starfleet is going to want a full investigation. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. Commander William Riker of the Starship Enterprise. For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others. Wouldn’t that bring about chaos?

Travel time to the nearest starbase? Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for 75 years? Smooth as an android’s bottom, eh, Data? About four years. I got tired of hearing how young I looked. That might’ve been one of the shortest assignments in the history of Starfleet. I suggest you drop it, Mr. Data. Congratulations – you just destroyed the Enterprise. Then maybe you should consider this: if anything happens to them, Starfleet is going to want a full investigation. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. Commander William Riker of the Starship Enterprise. For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others. Wouldn’t that bring about chaos?